On Friday afternoon in Texas, a man was driving in his truck, hopped a curb, SLAMMED into a car in a parking lot, and set off a chain reaction that turned into a FIVE-CAR WRECK.  And he blamed it on . . . the BRAIN FREEZE from his 7-Eleven Slurpee.  He passed sobriety tests, so the cops took his word for it.  No one was injured in the crash.

If you get one, you just gotta ride it out.